D20 GIFTCARD

Are you tired of gifting your friends and family the same old boring presents? Do you want to give them something they'll actually use, laugh about, and maybe even spend a little time discussing how great you are? Well, have I got a deal for you!

For just $20, you can get a gift card from Dice Weaponry! That's right—$20! That’s about the cost of two fancy coffees or a single avocado toast (and we all know how hard it is to find good avocado toast these days). But instead of tossing money at the brunch gods, you can give the gift of choice!

Think of all the delightful options! Your friend could make their own electronic dice weapon, unleashing their inner geek while wondering why they took so long to discover their true calling as a futuristic dice warrior. Best case scenario, they’ll build something that vaguely resembles a weapon and become the hit of the next tabletop gaming night. Worst case? They’ll have an incredibly creative excuse to explain to the police why they’re covered in LED lights.

And let’s be honest, how many times have you frantically scoured the internet for the perfect gift, only to end up with a pair of socks or that weird ceramic cat? With a gift card, you give the gift of “I care enough to let you choose, but not so much that I spent three hours researching ‘best gifts for introverts.’”

So, drop $20 on a gift card and watch as your friends’ faces light up with excitement (or perplexity, depending on how well you know them). It’s a win-win! And hey, you might just end up being the coolest gift-giver of 2024. Who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?